"Five members of the Supreme Court think corporations are people. Mitt Romney agrees. And now the minority leader of the Senate – the highest-ranking Republican official in America – takes this logic to its absurd conclusion: If corporations are people, they must be capable of feeling harassed and intimidated if their shareholders or consumers don’t approve of their political expenditures. Hell, they might even throw a tantrum. Or cry."
— Corporations Have Feelings (A Short Story by the GOP)
(via azspot)