February 2011
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The Proposed Reforms To The "No Taxpayer Funding...
lazybookreviews: I do not care why you want an abortion. You want an abortion?  That’s good enough for me. I am so happy to have my tax dollars pay for it.  I would rather help a struggling young woman pay for an abortion than a) more unnecessary construction near my house, b) more subsidies for the corn and soybean industry, c) more studies on whether this abstinence thing is going to kick...
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“Future speechwriting note: the ‘F’ stands for ‘fuck.’”
– JON STEWART, reacting to Sarah Palin’s WTF moment, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Feb 1st
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I've been told to not be bitter about Valentine's...
strawberrysgirl: No. 1. Make a special day out of any arbitrary day if you are coupled and must do such a thing. Ignore the fact that the modern version of this holiday was basically created so the various industries would have a nice get-profit day after the Christmas season finished. FUCK DA SYSTEM. 2. Um yeah my first boyfriend broke up with me after a year and a few months ON VALENTINE’S...
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mothasucka asked: In case you weren't aware, you're fucking hilarious. <3
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January 2011
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godlesstruth: I still don’t understand why those justifying their homophobia with the bible are never asked if they eat shellfish, wear mixed materials, eat or even touch anything made from a pig, etc. There are so many other things listed as “abominations,” why do they never condemn Red Lobster and BBQ joints? nymphgonebad: What, and miss out on the $10.99 all-you-can-eat special? Any...
Jan 31st
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
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lazybookreviews asked: Aww, thank you. Kisses!
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“Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people,...”
– Carlespie Mary Alice Mckinney (via ageofreason)
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“This week, Comcast officially took control of NBC/Universal, and I have to say...”
– NBC/Universal Comcast employee SETH MEYERS, on Weekend Update (via inothernews) nymphgonebd: I’ll just bet you do.
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Dear Insomnia
morbidai: We can’t keep doing this. It’s not good for me. nymphgonebad: P.S. I want my 8 hours back.
Jan 29th
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I really do say “fuck” a lot, don’t I?
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“I realize I use the word fuck a lot and I would apologize for that but, I don’t...”
– Lewis Black (via creepingcrud)
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“To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll…. More of A question really....”
–  Neil Gaiman on David Tennant as Hamlet (via snapshot-silhouettes)
Jan 29th
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #progressivepolitics, #fantasyfiction, #atheism
Jan 29th
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the only science that is political is that funded...
live1life: bill maher
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The official ninja website - what more could you... →
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solo1y asked: I like your blog. I like the content, I like the layout and I like the font.

That is all.
Jan 29th
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Obama calls Mubarek after his speech...
Obama: MuuuuuuuuuBAREEEEEECK!
Mubarek: ....I know...I know....I went a little far with the whole internet and cellphone thing.
Obama: For Christ's sake, the whole world is watching now. How do you expect me to defend you AND appease the American people? Huh? How? You better have a damn good idea or I'm gonna have you clean the cells of GITMO...with a toothbrush!
Mubarek: C'mon now Bar-
Obama: WE NEED TO WIN THE FUTURE!
Mubarek: Yes, Barack. I understand that. I will tell you my plan: Blame it on Islam. :D Right? It's perfect. Your Republican friends would like that very much. And I do have some officers in plain clothes around the streets. We tell them to be violent, call them the Muslim Brotherhood and it's the War on Terror all over again. Hmmm...how's that Barry?
Obama: No, no "War on Terror", that's been done before. I need something that is solely mine, attributed to my legacy alone.
Mubarek: How about "War on Extremists"?
Obama: Now that is an idea that I can get behind.
Jan 29th
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